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    May 29

    今生对女朋友一定要做到的事

    1.向新朋友介绍女友时,请搂着她的腰,而不是站在一旁用手指点。
    2.在街上遇见美女凝视时间不超过5秒,并迅速指出那位美女与她相比较的美中不足。
    3.如果她做错了事,心里已经很难过,请主动承担起你应该甚至不应该承担的责任吧。
    4.听女友话的男人才会有出息,所以,你要乖乖听她的话。
    5.她可以欺负你,但你绝对不可以欺负她,因为她虽然欺负你,但是每次有什么好东西,
    她第一个想到的就是你!
    6.要是她朝你哭,你要不厌其烦地哄她,直到她破涕为笑!
    7.把她的照片帖到钱包,手机……一切经常看到的地方。
    8.离开她绝对不超过十天以上
    9.在她的朋友面前,希望你可以表现得比平时更疼爱她和紧张她的样子。
    10.大男人不表示霸道.
    11.温柔不等于没主见。
    12.潇洒不等于没交代
    13.不要老是在我问她“去那里比较好”,“吃什么”等等的时候说“随便”,这不等于是你在迁就她,只表示你没有心思搭理她。
    14.要经常对她说“我爱你”,否则她会假设你不爱她
    15.永远不要在公众场合对她呼呼吼吼又或是撇下她一人。
    16.她做错事情的时候教训她不要紧,最重要的是在那之后要哄她。
    17.发脾气时不要不理她,不要给时间她让她冷静,其实她完全不需要时间冷静。
    18.可以陪自己的朋友,但一定要重色轻友。
    19.她看动画片,你不但不准笑话她,还要跟她一起看。
    20.在她想你时,争分夺秒地挤出时间与她约会
    21.看她的眼神无比专注。
    22.说话的语气情深意长。
    23.能做到客观的得看到其它优秀的女孩,但主观认为她才是最好的
    24.有女孩和你说话,你要拉着她的手,如果她恰巧不在旁边,那么请你跟她们保持距离
    25.过马路的时候牵着她的手。    

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